It’s true. PCOS ain’t for sissies. You’ve got to be built to endure. Built to fight. Built to withstand the emotional, mental and physical pain that comes with this shitty ass syndrome. Weakling’s need not apply.
If you are fortunate enough to suffer from hirsutism, you’re likely used to enduring painful hair removal treatments. Whether it’s tweezing, waxing, or depilatories – it all involves some form of pain. I started laser hair removal at 19 and have been doing it on and off since then (I’m now 32). I go some years without it and then start again. Despite all the years of laser hair removal, I still hate it. It’s not the worst pain in the world but it’s not a pleasant experience either. And some areas are more bearable than others. In my opinion, the upper lip is pretty much the most painfully awful body part I have had lasered to date, whereas the upper chest area can be pretty easy. Thankfully, I’m built tough. Mostly.
The one thing I had never tried was electrolysis. The reason was simple. I was scared shitless. Frankly, the idea of some needle type probe getting inserted into my face and then yanked out sounds… totally freaking painful! Like I said, I’m a pretty tough gal. Minus a kidney stone when I was 19 and a kidney infection last year, there’s not a lot that I can’t handle. My pain threshold is pretty damn high. But electrolysis? No way! Just look at the Wiki description of electrolysis:
“The practitioner selects a metal probe that slides easily into the hair follicle, usually the same diameter as the hair shaft or smaller. This is typically 50 to 150 µm (0.002 to 0.006 inches) for all three modalities. Care is given to insert the probe at the same angle as the hair is growing out of the skin. The probe is inserted to the depth of the dermal papilla or hair matrix, which is the site of formation of hair from highly mitotic and keratinizedcells. The power and duration of the electricity are started at the lowest setting, then titrated up until the hair comes out as easily as possible. If the patient experiences significant discomfort, the settings can be lowered.”
So, let me get this straight. You’re going to stick a sharp needle like object into my flesh, then you’re going to zap some electricity into the hair follicle and then yank it out. Um, no, thank you!
But after the recommendation of the amazing Bridget (http://www.electrologyboston.com), who performed by laser hair removal, I was convinced that electrolysis was the best option for me at this stage. So, I agreed and summoned up the strength and willed myself to the office for my first session. Naturally, I was excepting the worst. On a pain scale of 1 to 10 with 10 indicating the most excruciating pain a person could experience – I was expecting electrolysis to register at a 50. Maybe not 50 but something in the 30 pain threshold. But in a shocking turn of events, it’s totally not a 30! It’s not even a 20 or a 10! Frankly, I think it’s actually less painful than laser hair removal. Of course, there’s some level of discomfort (I would say it’s about a level 4), but it’s completely bearable.
Another plus is the fact that you don’t have to wait two weeks for the hair that is treated to fall out like you do with laser hair removal. Not to mention the fact it doesn’t smell like laser hair remvoal (the laser is essentially burning your hair, which is not the most pleasant smell to deal with). And with electrolysis, you have instant gratification. The hair is removed immediately. And you don’t smell like a fireplace after the fact.
However, for me, the biggest downside to electrolysis is the time commitment. It’s a slow process. Each hair follicle on your face is removed one at a time, unlike lasers that can cover a large area with one zap. With laser hair removal you go once every 6 weeks. With electrolysis, it’s much more frequent, in the beginning anyway. Right now I’m having to go for a half hour every week. I hate that. But eventually, that will stop because electrolysis, unlike laser hair removal, is actually permanent, which is what I’m clinging to as I go through this on a weekly basis.
Hair removal aint’ for sissies. Neither is this shitty ass syndrome.